Friday, August 13, 2010

NSFW

Not safe for work... unless this is your work. I had to look for some seriously racy men's underwear today, I feel a little dirty scrolling through page after page of this kind of underwear. It's for work! I swear! I also feel a little bad for laughing at a lot of the cheesy models and funny underwear. (you're not supposed to laugh at a man in his underwear)
We're looking at gingham check things, lace up jockstraps, mesh slings, butt enhancers, package enhancers, waist cinchers... quite a variety.
These three were my favorites of the day;

Left to right;
*Mesh bird print jock strap;
1. who's really going to pay attention to the print that is on them?
2. this is one of the first things that pops up when you click "underwear" on this website and Oh-my I'm still not convinced the stylist didn't just paint his penis red...

*Hello Photoshop! I wonder why they did this... was the real guy attached to this body making a terrible face? And why didn't an editor stop and say "no this looks kinda fake"

*A kilt? really? a kilt?

Ah yes, this is my job and I'm not even making porn-money... this is for a real live play that college students are required to read to deepen their cultural experience. This is for art. Really.

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