Thursday, January 21, 2010

Rain and Rings

Monsoon season in Northern California and I am out in the middle of it. I've got a meeting at the far end of town. First I find a parking space and trek through the rain. I wore inappropriate shoes, I don't have any other kind of shoes. I don't actually own a single pair of waterproof shoes...
Meeting.
Late.
... and we break before a run through
... back to the car with the winds blowing water into my face...

I had two shopping errands to run on the other end of the city, over the hills and through the Presidio... and driving in this downpour contributes to both a lack of visibility and the increased asshole levels of everybody driving.

My first stop was easy enough, we had ordered a wig, I picked it up... easy.

Second stop was to the more popular end of the Haight Asbury...
and I stop at the cheesy jewelry store... I am on a quest for a size 4 (TINY) ring. I have one hour to find said ring and make it back across town, through the Presidio, over the hill and across the rain swept plains (well parking lot). I must face the cranky shop keeper who doesn't understand why I would want a size 4 ring. He glares at me as though I'm about to shoplift his valuable $8.99 earrings and $9.99 rings... I tell him "I'm looking for a size 4 ring that looks like an engagement ring" he "helps" me by pulling out the tray with the giant glittery butterflies and swirly glass rings. --thanks dude-- 1/2 an hour later I've looked through half of his stock and I've found exactly two rings that look vaguely like wedding rings in a size four... this is the one I chose;



...maybe a little tacky but this character also wears a pink velour sweat suit so I figure it's ok.
I braved back across the city,
Run-through rehearsal.
Back across the bridge
... just enough time to grab a banana and set up for dress rehearsal...

It's been a long 6 hours of rehearsal and driving and I'm rather soaked from the toes to the knees.

I hand the ring to the actress...

she scrunches up her little face...
"um... I'm not gonna wear this, it's ugly"

There is a word in my head right now and it rhymes with "kitsch".

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

New Years Resolution


Ok... here it is... I don't make resolutions usually... My Goal this year is to make at least one post for every project/show I work on this year. I would like to promise insightful and enlightening material that will blow your mind... but lets just start with a simple goal. One post per show. It may be a good story or it may just be a snap shot... but it shall happen. I hope...

The photo here is from backstage at the Nutcracker last month... it doesn't count for 2010... but be warned; blogs to come.