The first thing I did was detatch the busted back and the cardboard deco from the front. Then I mended the shoulders with some thermal plastic.
Next, add a massive amount of hot glue to the holes. Then I covered the shoulder patches and front with a molded vinyl from the fabric store, and used a little piping along the edges to seal the edges... this is the point where I questioned my chances of success...
Finally I coated the body in gesso and sand, then painted it black. After that dried, I sponged gold over the whole thing.How about that? Not so bad after all.