What I am making this week...

So today I was at the fabric store buying six yards of lime green corduroy.  The woman measuring the bolt casually asked "so what are you making?". With equal ease I answer "I'm making a giant Peter Pan costume for a cow"

(pause)

The woman stops as though in a time warp and looks up. 

"yes, for a cow"

Time continues and all the woman can say is, "bring a picture, that's something I'd love to see".

To keep afloat in these dry patches we must find interesting jobs to get us through...
I cannot publish the preliminary plans for the Porter Pan or any of the other cow-stumes I'm helping with but below is the cover for this year's cow calendar just to give you an idea;