How to be free of catalogues

There is a danger to mail order and I do a lot of it. I do a show with a nurse and I have to order scrubs. I do a show with a courtesan and I'm ordering trashy lingerie... but then I wind up with a pile of mail order catalogs that don't stop...
Not to worry. All direct mail has to give you the option of being removed from their mailing list. Even your junk mail will have (in teeny tiny writing) an opt out section. For catalogs typically you need to find the fine print section in the middle, like this;
There should be a section that is labeled "Customer Service" "Mailing prefrence" or "Mailing options" and hopefully there will be a phone number to call. Some places only have email options (which I try to avoid because then they also will have your email on file)
Now that you have found the phone number; call it and be patient. Listen to the instructions, you will most often be directed to a real person. Here's a typical conversation;

Operator; Thank you for contacting customer services how may I help you?
You; Hi I'd like to be removed from your mailing list please
Operator; okay, do you have your customer number printed on the back of your catalog?
You; Why yes I do it is {your number here}
Operator; okay I've removed you from the list, you may receive a few more issues because they are pre-printed, but none after that.
You; Thank you, have a nice day!

Be polite, be nice, they have to take you off the list.

Sometimes they will ask you why you wish to be removed (they probably have a little check box to fill out) I usually say that either I am not interested in their product or that I don't like to kill the trees. The environmental reason will typically lead to them asking if you would prefer to receive email. I think it's important to let them know that environment is a concern so I think it's okay to lie and tell them you're already on the email list... sometimes it's true.
Keep it simple, they don't need to know that I ordered four pair of mesh panties for a show because they were so awfully tacky... you're done.
sort of...
As a follow up you might want to write to the Direct Marketing company that has and is distributing your name to every mail order catalog you never want to get. Think of it like head lice; if you catch it early you'll only have a few nits to pick out and you're done, but if you let it go, they'll be everywhere.

Good Luck! Save some trees!

What's it like working in the theater...

I found this picture on the web (clearly a joke) but with a few minor adjustments it seems works better;

There are advantages to working in theater;

Flexible hours (although there are many more hours than in most jobs)

Usually awesome people, plus if you don't like who you are working with they go away in about 6 weeks until the next time.

No cubicles ever! 

Constant creativity; always learning new (often useless) information, solving weird problems, creating new things, and re-creating old things.  There is lots of research and drawing to be done.

You get to work with your hands a lot... so much the occasional hand massage is needed.

You get to work the night shift (which I LOVE) and do your grocery shopping while all the 9 to 5's are working. 

Yes, there are really good reasons that I like my work (most of the time). But as a career, sometimes it feels futile. The money doesn't get much better as you move up. Theater companies sometimes have a modest amount to pay/budget, and other times the same company will give you two cents to pull a miracle from the air.

 Sometimes all jobs seem to dry up as theaters try to "tighten their belts".

Heavy lifting? Why yes, heavy lifting, not just for carpenters, but for us all. Costumers haul costumes from rentals to and from the shop, the theaters, stock rooms, dry cleaners, outsourced places... Props people haul furniture and whatnot around similar routes... and actors have to often move said furniture on stage while singing and dancing.

It's often great work, but a hard life.  Advancement comes in the form of working at bigger theaters, usually no benefits, and if you actually were to calculate what we make hourly it would make you cry.  

In conclusion kids, if you think you want to do theater for a living, think hard, and think about what kind of lifestyle you would like to live (not just what kind of work you want to do).  

Advice from 1850

Today I was reading through the Godey's Magazine and Lady's Book from 1850.  I thought I would share a tid bit of the advice from it...

"VARIOUS USEFUL RECIEPTS, &c. OF OUR OWN GATHERING;

To remove stains from Silks, Linins and Wollen Stuffs-- Mix a wineglassful of rectified spirits of turpentine with half a teaspoonful of essential oil of lemons and keep it in a well-stopped bottle. Apply a little upon the stain with a bit of woolen or silk.  The colors of the fabric will sustain no injury from this application.

To remove freckles-- freckles may be removed, we are told, but do not vouch for it by the frequent application of spirits diluted, or alkaline solutions the latter of just sufficient strength to prick the tongue.

To cleanse the hair-- It is recommended to use a little soda in the water instead of soap.  Rosemary steeped in water cleanses the hair nicely; or an egg well beaten and mixed in warm water has the same effect.

A Piece of Good Advice-- Never seem wiser or more learned than the people you are with.  Wear your learning like your watch, in a private pocket, and do not pull it out and strike out merely to show you have one."